Jokes for children about children.( К Международному Дню Защиты Детей)
Little Johnny complains to mom at home, “Mom, our teacher really doesn’t know anything. He keeps asking us!”
The teacher asks a pupil : "well, Kevin. Conjugate the verb "walk" in Present Continuous."
The pupil : "I.. . am... walking... ... ... ... You are walking... ... ... ... He is walking..."
The teacher : "more quickly, please !"
The pupil : "She's running, We're running, they're running !"
Teacher: Why are you late, son?
Student: Because of the sign on the road.
Teacher: What type of a sign.
Student: The sign that says,“School Ahead, Go Slow!”
An elementary school teacher sends this note to all parents on the first day of school.
"If you promise not to believe everything your child says happens at school,
I will promise not to believe everything your child says happens at home.
Teacher: Did your father help you with your homework?
Student: No, he did it all by himself.
Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an "I".
Student: I is the...
Teacher: Stop! Never put "is" after an "I". Always put "am" after an "I".
Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.