Шутки на английском языке к 8 Марта
An elementary school teacher
sends this note to all parents on the first day of school.
"If you promise not to believe everything your child says happens at school,
I will promise not to believe everything your child says happens at home.
Question: Why did God create the man before he created the woman?
Answer 1: The answer that men give:
To give him the chance to enjoy Heaven on Earth for a few moments.
Answer 2: The answer that women give:
Everyone makes a draft first! draft — черновик
An English professor wrote the words:
“A woman without her man is nothing” on the blackboard
and asked his students to punctuate it correctly.
All the males in the class wrote: “A woman, without her man, is nothing.”
All the females in the class wrote: “A woman: without her, man is nothing.”